Thursday, December 10, 2009

Some jokes to brighten your day

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! "

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :
" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
His father replied :
" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. "

John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
"John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "
The mother wrote back the next day :
" If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father ! "


Gabriel said...!

wenn said...

i like that abt intelligence..haha..